August 8, 2007

Paano Mo Nalaman Na Bading Ka?

Scene: In a meeting, biglang napunta ang usapan sa tanong "paano mo nalaman na bading ka?". Heto ang sagot...

Raul: Noong grade 4 ako, may teacher kaming luka-luka na sexy. Lahat ng kaklase ko binobosohan siya. Naglalagay ng salamin sa sapatos, tinititigan ang dibdib niya.

Isang araw, nasiraan na ata siya ng bait. Biglang sinara ang pinto at sumigaw sa harap ng klase:

"Mga walang hiya kayo! Ito ba, ito ba ang gusto niyo??", sabay tinaas ang palda!

Creative: Hahaha! So anong ginawa mo at that moment?

Raul: (face contorting like he's about to throw up)

Some things in life, you just know.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Can one of us please write about that night na pinagmumura tayo ni Raul dahil sa ating mga materials for presentation? Please naman, maglabas tayo ng feelings about that.

Si Raul Oh said...

Excellent idea!

Contributors, please send your stories to sirauloh@yahoo.com.ph

Anonymous said...

The blog owner should sift through the contributions carefully. Some might be libel suits in the making. Then again, who is to sue? I just hope this won't degenerate into the now dead Soozyhopper blog. As Raul typically tells his creatives, "practice restraint."

Anonymous said...

ano kaya ang kulay ng panty ng titser? o baka baduy kaya nasuka si rc.

wala pang t-back nun diba?